biggest fuck you ever
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
The first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
I do not have a problem.
Minus wrinkles ick
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i feel like matthew would actually swear a lot, but nobody would know what he’s saying bc he only swears in french. so like in a meeting he’ll just drop his papers and swear and everyone would just be like 'what the fuck was that' but then you’ll just hear a horrified french gasp in the back of the room like “mATHIEU”